Happy Birthday, Ryan Reynolds

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Ryan Reynolds turns the big four-oh today — and to celebrate, here are 10 moments when Mr Blake Lively owned Twitter.

When he opened up about some man issues

“This doesn’t usually happen to me. #yesitdoes #tuesday”



When he knew his limits

“I’d walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.”

When he saw the glass half-empty

“”Remember, life is a swirling galactic black hole which draws in all light and hope, spitting out only gamma-radi-anger.” — My therapist.”

When he realised his daughter isn’t Picasso

“My daughter’s only 6 months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge but honestly, it’s absolute garbage.”

When he got all romantic

“Call me old fashioned, but sending a dick pic is disgusting and lazy. Real love means sending a nice bouquet of penises.”

When he rocked this vintage jacket

“My brother and me. Moments before joining the Hell’s Angels.”


When he held up his end of the deal

“I’m in the yard. I’d like a milkshake. I’ve done my part.”

When he demonstrated tough love

“I’m teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it’s mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.”

When he was brutally honest about the difference between him and Ryan Gosling

“Different hair colors. Ryan Gosling has light BLOND hair. And Ryan Reynolds is a cunt.”

When he shrugged off a fan’s sexual advances

“Just at the border of N. Korea. I’m releasing some white doves. They’re a symbol of peace.”